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The Self Referential Thread

* various of my troops fire more quantum singularity projections, flamethrowers, high explosives, and burning magnesium shells at the monster * 😀 😛
 
*Nearly weeps* Do you know how much those QSPs COST!? *Yells out a battle cry and sinks the saw into the body of the beast, heedless of the eye stalks casting spells into his armour point-blank* 😀
 
*The Eye Lord launches even more disintgration spells destroying many of the ammo, blades and weapons that are coming in. The Eye Lord spells destroy even more QSPs. Some of the ammo, copter slicer blades and Singularities get through though and destroy a number of eye stalks. The Eye Lord roars in pain as HDS sawas into it and it bites at HDS with hits gian gaping mouth crushing much of his armor.*

*Kurch launches another twenty of the copter slicer blades.*

I am coming into help you HDS. Time to take this battle up close and personal.

*kurch pulls out swords of divine dimension and runs toward the beast dodging the spell as he goes.*

😀 😀 😛
 
*Winces at the crushing bite* I have had it with these muthaf**in eye stalks! *Digs deeper into the body, the saw screaming. Suddenly, Kirara, Kuronekosama, Menchi, Tama-chan, and whomever else was up there leap from atop HDS' head, surprising him to no end. They attack the nearest eye stalks, ripping them off with surprising speed. The beast, having lost a number of eye stalks, begins to show nearly imperceptible signs of slowing down* Yes, Kurchman, join in all the fun. XD Milagros, aim right around me! He's so busy attacking me there are no stalks casting defensive spells there. 😀
 
*kurch leaps into the air twirling about as disintegration spells go all around him. As he passes over the beast he slices off many eye stalks and lands behind the beast where it is very vunerable. Kurch digs his swords of divine dimension deep inside the beast slicing away at the main eye.*

😀 😀 😛
 
*Digs as far into the eye as he can, decapitated stalks from the animals flying about everywhere* Blast! I can participate in this fight no more. I leave you now, although I leave a present for Mr. Eye Lord here as well. 😀

*Disengaging himself from the Eye Lord's mouth, HDS presses a series of buttons on the chainsaw, gathers up the animals, and vanishes in a flash of light. Moments later, the chainsaw begins to hum steadily louder, glowing a dull red and emitting a fierce whine as it explodes violently inside the Eye Lord's core, leaving a rent and gaping hole in its side*
 
*Attacks from HDS, kurch and from mils weapons and severely damaged the Eye Lord. His eye stalks are now almost completely gone and HDS exploding chain saw leaves a gaping hole into which kurch throws a couple of dozen void grenades and launches the remaining ten copter slicer blades. kurch sommersaults over the beast and then runls like bloody hell*

TAKE COVER EVERYONE!!

*The bombs blow and The Eye Lord explodes into a million pieces and rains eye goo down atop everyone in the level. The Eye Lord is dead.*

Wow Fantastic job HDS and Mils. Way to go. 😀 😀 😛



Good Night HDS. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. 😀 :wub: :bunny:
 
Thanks for the warning to take cover, Kurch. 😀 😛
Great job destroying the main eye. :yowzer:
 
And with the artful finish, Kurchatovium receives perfect tens from all judges. The crowd is going nuts! 😛

Well done, Kurchman and Milagros. A most wonderful thing it is to have that ... thing gone. 😀
 
A new day has dawned, and I believe it will be a fine one for our Armada. 😀 😛
 
A communication between The Seraphim Queen and kurchatovium:

The Seraphim Queen: How are things going down there kurch?

kurchatovium: We are making great progress we have reached the final level and should be able to get the crystal to activate the portal to the other realm.

The Seraphim Queen: Is the temple as vile a place as I thought?

kurchatovium: Unfortunately it is worse then either of us expected. A truely vile place with such horrendous experiments going on.

The Seraphim Queen: That is sad. :cry1:

kurchatovium: Well at least we are putting a stop to it. The experiments are progressing quite rapidly which is very^999 scary. If we dont put a stop to they will be creating undead beings more powerful than THE THREAD in a short time.

The Seraphim Queen: Oh my that is vey scary.

kurchatovium: Yes indeed it is.

The Seraphim Queen: There is something I should tell you before we go to the other realm.

kurchatovium: Whats that my dear Queen?

The Seraphim Queen: Before even such a thing as time existed THE CREATOR created this Cosmos. This you already know. What you do not know is that it was not his first attempt. That something dark. Something evil stopped him the frst time he tried. THE CREATOR managed to banish those beings to other place. Beyond where even the terms space and time have no meaning. That banishment allowed him to create the Cosmos we all know today. The beings beyond this portal. That have the Flying Vorpal Bunnies. Those beings are the same ones THE CREATOR had banished. I could not tell you sooner cause I needed more evidence. Fortunately we have enough proof now so I am certain there are the same ones. I cant tell you how grave a situation this is.

kurchatovium: Oh my. How can we deal with what THE CREATOR even barely could. 😱

The Seraphim Queen: THE CREATOR has found a way to deal with it.

kurchatovium: How is that my Queen.

The Seraphim Queen: It is one of the reasons THE THREAD was "created".

kurchatovium: THE THREAD will have to deal with these beings?

The Seraphim Queen: Well with the one highest level beings more than likely. It is the final battle between Light and Dark. As foretold in The Book Of THREAD.

kurchatovium: Well I will help him all I can.

The Seraphim Queen: You will be busy my child saving the Flying Vorpal Bunnies and whatever other poor creatures have been forced into the evil realm. This is something THE THREAD must do alone. Every being as their time. This is THE THREAD's time. I know its not easy but thing about it. Light and Dark. Everything about THE THREAD suggests Courage and Light.

kurchatovium: You are right, of course, Seraphim Queen. It...its just I worry so about him.....he is more than just a friend.....

The Seraphim Queen: I know kurch. I know.

😀 😀 😛
 
Yes it does. It also appears this mission is even more vital than we thought. 😀 😀 😛
 
It seems almost that these beings are made of pure darkness. Very strange. 😀 😀 😛
 
Yes it almost seems they resent this cosmos even existing. As strange as that sounds. 😀 😀 😛
 
I have a feeling that they hate all things that are bright, energetic, or good. 😀 😛
 
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