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The Self Referential Thread

Here is the last bit of the Report Of Level 13:

Finally there are two giant demons the guard THE DARK COUNCIL. They must be destroyed to get to the DARK COUNCIL's chambers. One is ASMODIUM, the other is TIAMATUS. Both are giant hideous demons of evil most ancient. They are the ones that first helped THE DARK ONE in first encounter with THE CREATOR and stopped the first attempt at creating our cosmos. The are quite dangerous obviously. THE DARK COUNCIL is composed of 10 members

1) The Lord Of Grief

2) The Lord Of Despair

3) The Lord Of Hopelessness

4) The Lord Of Sadness

5) The Lord Of Tears

6) The Lord Of Fear

7) The Lord Of Hate

8) The Lord Of The Void

9) The Lord Of Greyness

10) The Lord Of Darkness

All of these beings must be destroyed so THE THREAD can gain access to the inner chamber which is almost like another realm. This is where THE DARK ONE lurks and where THE THREAD will have to meet him for the FINAL BATTLE.

Be wary as they may be other evil about as THE DARK ONE is expanding this realm quite quickly. Also because of that be wary of odd space time effects as he has no regard for the sanctity of the space-time continuum. Good Luck

End Of Report
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General NT report is next. 🙂
 
General NT's report:

The report, my lord

The lair is built and shaped like the Pentagon, five sided... the council is directly in middle, protected in multi-layers.... an ever changing maze, with hard to decypher lock codes....masters of deception, its ever changing prisms are defense mechanisms from intruders

You do indeed have to take on the two giants, but they're powers are ancient and powerful.... they have little armies to do their fighting for them, called the shape-shifters, an invisble clan that dates back milleniums..if they have to end up fighting, you must attack them from all sides, too strong to fight them head up, and they force fields to protect them for our primitive weapons....

To beat the Dark Council, it is gonna take magic just as dark and powerful as they are...must combine our forces with a magic source... a source such as a whitelighter, would do the trick

The lair has secret entrances, and exits, and thru magic, and unless the codes are decyphered, the maze will turn from five sides, to a circle, which leaves the intruder frustrated with ending up back where they started...masters of the mind game, the intent is to drive you insane with deja-vu antics


Hence the recon through the phantom zone They won't even know we are doing a recon I will plot the best places to attack the inside of their dark lair
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The Latest Upgrades:

New upgrades to The Armada Systems:

A new technology called Grand Rapid Decompressive Escapade (GRDRDE) is a most spectacular find. Now unbelievably extracting more energy out of the event in a controlled manner so as not to destroy everything in the cosmos. This allows:

GRDRDE Exlposive Rockets: These monstrous size rockets take full adavtange of GRDRDE technology and put it to full use. One of these rockets can take down an average battalion. Way cool power. NickName: TITAN

GRDRDE Rapid Gattling Gun: A massive rapid fire gattling gun shooting an impressive 10000 bullets a second of the most powerful ammo in the cosmos. If whatever your shooting isnt gone after a few rounds of this gun it was never there to begin with. Nickname: MONSTER

GRDRDE Explosive Remote Programmable Mines: These mines harness utilize a powerful GRDRDE event. They can be programmed to go off at whatever time or remotely triggered, the can even be triggered by GODSENSE. Powerful fun. Nickname: GODSMITE

A new technology based on Harry's WARHAMMER's OF COSMIC DECIMATION called Yleb Matrix Insertion allows us to create and utilize material from the very primordial creation of the cosmos. This allows us to make:

Yleb Maximum Plate Armor: This is the toughest armor in the cosmos ever. Tougher then your Aunts Fruitcake even. This stuff can take multiple Dark Matter hits with out even a scratch. It is now deployed on all Armada ships and all troops armor. In addition Giant Robo and Gamera are equipped with it as well. Nickname: TuffStuff

Yleb Tipped Rapid Rockets: These massive rockets achieve super hyper light speeds and slam into their targets with hugmomongous force. You want to break stuff this is what you use. NickName: SPEEDSLAM

Yleb Tipped Gatlling Torpedoes: These are just the ticket for the away team troops. Super massive power in a light machine gun like device. Great for just destroying everything around you. Nickname: DECIMATOR

A new techonolgy called Impossibilification: Level 5 has taken the impossibility technolgy up several levels at once. Way cool and amazing. This allows:

Impossility Drive: Level 5: The impossibility erngines on all the ships have been upgraded. At fuill throttle these puppies will travel through a whole universe in 10 minutes. An incredible speed that will rip up space and time as well so use with caution.
NickName: SPEEDFREAK

The Impossibility Sniper Gun: One shot. One massive destructive blast. These new guns utilize the impossibilty technoilogy for the first time creating a massive universe ripping distortion that wreeks ultimate havoc. Nickname: WORLDRIPPER

A new technology called Time Twirling allows the creation of massive whirpools of warped time creating a massive destructive gradient on everything caught in it. This allows:

The Time Cannon: The Celestial Cannon technology is combined with the Time Twirling technology to produce these massive weapons of cosmic destruction. NickName: TIMEOUT

The Time Grenade: These tiny grenades about the size of an egg produce a massive time twirl event causing massive destruction. Use with caution. NickName: TINYTIM

Finally the Lil'Universe Technology as been controlled and casn now be utilized fully. This allows:

The Lil'Universe Flying Mine: These lil babies fly to the target and then destroy just about everything and create a nice pine scent when done. One mine can destroy a whole galaxy so clear out after deploying. NickName: LIL'TROUBLE

These upgrades are all in effect. Enjoy.


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Kurch speaks:

I have taken the time to give all this information to you because I believed an informed soldier is a victorious soldier. Further I share all this information with you for I believe that no one not even the commander of the Armada should know more then a private just starting out. This is why we always win. We trust one another. We protect one another. We are many but fight as one. It is a concept alien to evil beings. It is why they are destined to lose. Today is our toughest greatest battle to date. It will last as many as 4 days. I have no doubt we will win because I know we fight the way battles should be fought. I have no doubt we will win because I know we all understand that losing means accepting the loss of not only The Flying Vorpal Bunnies but of the Cosmos itself.

We are life, the enemy is death. We love one another, the enemy hates everything. We spread happiness, the enemy spreds fear and despair. We are the light, the enemy is darkness. The differences are readily apparent. We will win because anything else is totally unacceptable.

Lets start the battle my good friends. 🙂
 
kurchatovium said:
Kurch speaks:

I have taken the time to give all this infromation because I believed an informed soldier is a victorious soldier. Further I share all this information with you for I believe that no one not even the commander of the Armada should know more then a private just starting out. This is why we always win. We trust one another. We protect one another. We are many but fight as one. It is a concept alien to evil beings. It is why they are destined to lose. Today is out toughest greatest battle to date. it will last as many as 4 days. I have no doubt we will win because I know we fight the way battles should be fought. I have no doubt we will win because I know we all understand that losing means accepting the unacceptable loss of not only The Flying Vorpal Bunnies but of the Cosmos itself. We are life, the enemy is death. We love one another, the enemy hates everything. We spread happiness, the enemy spreds fear and despair. We are the light, the enemy is darkness. The differences are readily apparent. We will win because anything else is totally unacceptable.

Lets start the battle my good friends. 🙂
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Great speech my friend :bowing::bowing:

*the troops start cheering*
 
Thanks guys.

Its Party time everyone lets teleport the battlions down to their strategic positions. 🙂
 
*teleports down to the front of The Dark Council large pentagon like shaped structure. Around it is a huge 150 foot wall of pure compressed dark matter. It somehow seems to swirl with negative energy making it a most imposing structure.*

😀 😛
 
*kurch stands in front of the huge barricade walls an raises his staff. He begins casting a spell of great power only used a few times in the history of the cosmos. A spell that works only on places oif great evil. kurch begins to recite the spell MAXIMUS JERICHO . At first nothing happens, then the very ground begins to shake, the space around the fortress seems to warp and twist as if THE CREATOR himself was trying to crush it. Soon the air becomes charged and begins to glow a bright glittery blue around the barricade walls. With a suddeness there is a continous deaf roaring explosion starting at the front of the barricade and quickly circling around. As the explosion subsides there is another roar as the structure crumbles. A 150 foot tall wall suddenly begins fall like a kid kicking down a sand castle. It is a amazing site. kurch smiles as he watches the structure lay bare.*

Kurch speaks. "If you had any doubt we would win my troops look to the wall."

LETS FIGHT!!!
 
kurchatovium said:
*kurch stands in front of the huge barricade walls an raises his staff. He begins casting a spell of great power only used a few times in the history of the cosmos. A spell that works only on places oif great evil. kurch begins to recite the spell MAXIMUS JERICHO . At first nothing happens, then the very ground begins to shake, the space around the fortress seems to warp and twist as if THE CREATOR himself was trying to crush it. Soon the air becomes charged and begins to glow a bright glittery blue around the barricade walls. With a suddeness there is a continous deaf roaring explosion starting at the front of the barricade and quickly circling around. As the explosion subsides there is another roar as the structure crumbles. A 150 foot tall wall suddenly begins fall like a kid kicking down a sand castle. It is a amazing site. kurch smiles as he watches the structure lay bare.*

Kurch speaks. "If you had any doubt we would win my troops look to the wall."

[SIZE="7']LETS FIGHT!!![/SIZE]
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Great spell my friend 😀 😛

*has some troops start spraying the inside of the area with some flame throwers*
 
*my troops and I all fire massive salvos of the wonderful new weapons*

And so it has begun! 😀 😛
 
*Two large 120 foot ancient demoins roar and make there way to the troops. ASMODIUM is as a large multiarmed beast with two heads one baboon like in nature, the other snake like. TIAMATUS is massive centipede like creature with many legs and a giant insect like head.*

*kurch quickly casts two new spells of GRANDE COSMO CALAMITUS as he does two giant balls of primordial matter slam into the two beasts knocking them back.*

*The beasts regain their composure and summon many Zombie Lords and PIT FIENDS."

😀 😛
 
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