The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Ok troops begin a methodical search using your handheld locators. This is a Search and Destroy mission. Every Abomination must be terminated. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yes, we will find them and destroy them. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Let head out and begin looking. Be careful everyone. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

My scanners are picking up an Abomination, I have just sent you the coordinates. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Ok gotcha milagros. Thanks. Heading there now.

*draws sword and heads toward the coordinates*

 

[milagros317]

* converges on the Abomination with Kurch and some of the other swordsfighters * 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*A towering 25 foot monster with seven severely deformed human heads lays in front of Kurch and milagros. The beast reeks of foul odors as it made of rotting flesh* 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

* hacks off one of the 7 heads, and sees the severed head explode in a cloud of putrid smoke * 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*does a sommersault into the air hacks off a head and back flips behind the beast and drvies his sword into the center of the beast. The beast wails in pain the shreek is a horrible wailing noise.*

 

[milagros317]

* methodically hacks off the other heads of the dying beast *
😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Excellent work troops the beasts will be harder from here on out this was a first attempt by Azulial. So watch yourselves out here. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Scanning again for the next beast. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*sprinkles some holy water on the corpse of the beast to make sure it cant be ressurected. The beast dissolves into a puddle of liquid and then evaporates into the air.* 😀 😀 😛

*Begins scanning with milagros for next Beast.* 😀 😀 😛

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Nice work, chaps!

Perhaps you can get to work slaughtering this vile vorpal bunny if time allows.

 

[General Zod]

*joins in the fray* *starts looking for heads to chop off* 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

The next beast has been detected! Let's converge on it! 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Off with it's head!!!!! 😛

 

[milagros317]

This one seems to have 13 heads, we better cut them all off. 😀 😛
*charges the beast*

 

[General Zod]

My heat vision should be able to sever those heads as well 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

* chops off one head with his sword, and sees it turn into stinking green slime in just a second * 😱

😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

The beasts are getting tougher men. I have another abomination in the beta-alpha-omicron sector. Heading there now.

OMG this thing is over 35 feet tall. Has 20 heads of hideous deformity. Wait its casting spell. Watch out men.

*dodges a spell of disintergration*

*Jumps into air and severs three of the heads and quickly diasppears back into the background.*

 

[milagros317]

* finishes off the beast with only 13 heads, by cutting off all 13 of them and then cutting out its evil heart * 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Spotting two beasts. One in alpha-beta-omicron. The other in beta-gamma-omicron. I will take the one in the alpha-beta-omicron sector milagros why dont you take the other.

 

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, I'm on my way to beta-gamma-omicron. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*arrives at alpha-beta-omicron sector. A large 40 foot monster with many heads all twisitng and deforming lies in front of kurchatovium. The monster wails with a hideous yet deafening noise. That shakes the very ground. The beast jumps up suddenly and lands on kurchatovium engulfging him inside its slimy interior.Kurchatovium quickly swirls around and with hyperdimensional precision and speed slices the beast into a mililion pieces form inside it. The beast melts and turns into a putrid black vapor*