The TMF Private Message Hall of Shame

[Adam]

Ann, I love you. I absolutely adore you, and thank you for caring so much about everybody regardless of what they do or how they behave... but I must rip into this comment like a wild boar (a wild, fat boar, with beady little red eyes).

That idea, quoted above... is just wrong, wrong on so many levels. The worst thing to happen with regards to the youth of today (and the not-so-youth of today... this is an 18+ Website, after all) is the attitude of those from preceding generations that they "don't know any better." I find this offensive, much as I found "teenagers use a lot of drugs" offensive when I was a drug-free, non-smoking teenager... who, despite the apparent inherent drug use of teenage years, received no "props" whatsoever for staying clean.

The fact is that the majority of teenagers did not do drugs, at least while (and where) I was growing up, and this fact is generally known to people under most circumstances, but it's so much easier to chalk the occasional individual high-profile case of drug use up to "kids, these days" than to make a sincere, potentially extreme, and generally unpopular effort at fixing it.

When standards of behavior or attitude drop, in general, acting like adherence to the old standards is something people "don't understand" is a slap in the face to those of us who never had an issue with them in the first place... especially when the drop in standards is like a leap into a bottomless pit.

If you are old enough to use this Website, you are at least twice the age that you need to be to have some politeness and consideration for other people. I understood this by the age of eight or nine, as did all of my friends while growing up. These guys, as with any guys with a functional left-brain, know better; I've seen some turn-downs from the more condescending questions and propositions result in dire (if impotent) threats from said guys, directed back to the women who didn't want to answer their questions. Do they not understand that that, threatening people for not revealing their tickle-spots or refusing to move in with them as a tickle-slave, is unacceptable? If they honestly don't understand that either their initial messages or their responses to being turned down are unacceptable, they need to be in a psychiatric clinic for being extremely socially maladjusted, and treating them with kid gloves isn't going to do anything that their own upbringing failed to do.

They think they can get away with being beastly, obscene and rude because it's online, because any attempt to enforce the use of manners online is at least as impotent as their pathetic private messages, their threats, their general demeanor. They do not need to be coddled, and they aren't going to behave with any decency if simply asked to.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

 

[Comfort Eagle]

This was pretty awesome;

your insight and high school insults do reek of douchebaggery!!

if you ever respond to me repressed and unprepared again, I'll tear you a new hole for interpretation for the whole TMF to see.

For the record, I told him to bring it and he never replied.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Re: BUcking Pictures

How LONG DID YOU RIDE HER LIKE THAT?

and.

LMAO!! Hey next time get bored while you're in a bikini!

Forgive me Crystal. I'm very sorry for coming off like that. I just get paranoid sometimes I suppose. **** has allot of friends on here. I just figured they would all take her side and consider me a jerk.

That's not who I am. Sometimes things just don't workout.

I'm new to this forum stuff. Just want to make some friends and talk with some people. Without them already having ideas about me.

Can I ask you something? You once wrote to one of my posts that you have low self esteem. I don't see why you should. Your a very pretty girl crystal.

I don't know you personaly, but you seem nice enough. I would like to get to know you more as a friend if you don't mind.

I do appreciate you emailing me back. And I'm sorry again if I came off wrong.

My name is **** by the way. Nice to meet you.


Same person a few months later:

hey crystal.

I know that you always ran and told **** everytime I tried to talk to you. Making up shit that I was trying to hit on you. Hate to burst your bubble sweetheart, but your not that pretty.

Don't flatter yourself by thinking every guy is after you. But keep posting dirty pics on her. That's a good way to get attention.

See ya!

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Ugh. That last one. Just...wow.

Fuck man now I'm pissed.

Some people just need a good ol' fashioned curb stomping. What REALLY sucks is that this shit continues. It goes on all day every day in the protective shadows of PM's and the recipients just have to tolerate it.

Comes with the territory I suppose but still.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

One time, I got a PM in the chat from some clown who wanted to cover me in chocolate icing, and have me for lunch. I wound up laughing at the image of myself covered in chocolate. I then called him a few inspired profanities and hit 'X'.

 

[..Glamorous..]

Oh my, here's my favorite.. I had never even spoken to this person before. Fun times.

Originally Posted by ***
So are u guidette or sumthin?

What? That was really random.

Originally Posted by ***
just asking why else wud you be a over tanned annoying bitch

 

[goddess_nemesis]

This wasn't a private message, but it was private IM I exchanged with some guy, I don't remember where.

4:36 PM [SOMEGUY] hi goddess nemesis u ticklish? ha ha
4:36 PM [ME] hi, yes, i'm very ticklish.
4:38 PM [SOMEGUY] do u like being tickled?
4:38 PM [ME] yes, very much. i'm like 90% lee, 10% ler.
4:39 PM [SOMEGUY] i am more ticklier than ticklee but i like to b e tickled a bit
4:39 PM [SOMEGUY] ever wet your panties fro mbeing tickled?
4:39 PM [SOMEGUY] its ok if u have hapend to me once when little
4:39 PM [ME] no i've never wet my panties from being tickled.
4:39 PM [SOMEGUY] could it ever happen to u?
4:40 PM [ME] i wouldn't let that happen. i'd stop my ler before it got that bad.
4:41 PM [SOMEGUY] but its the only way i can get turned on
4:42 PM [SOMEGUY] u better do it for any man u like thats turned on by it
SOMEGUY has closed his/her private message window.

Let's just say he pissed me off and I had a few words to say to him but he left before I could say anything. 🙄

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I can't even read these anymore. They go from being funny to sad to just, "Wow. These people are out there."

Like, I could be sitting next to one at a red light, behind them in line at Starbucks, God forbid even holding the door open for them at a 7-Eleven. 😵

*goes back to being naive* Yay! I like this better.

 

[suikoden]

Wow.

I never get anything like this. That's probably a blessing though.

It ain't easy being a gal on the TMF for sure.

 

[thx10050]

Wow. I've never read this thread before, but some of these last messages posted are pretty ****ed up, to say the least. I'll agree with Marquis De Sade on this: curb stomping ftw.

 

[Angel77]

I have to say that I get very few out of line messages from people. I'm sure all in good time though lol. Some of these are rather fucked up and some of them are flat out hysterical!

I feel left out 🙁

 

[..Glamorous..]

I have to say that I get very few out of line messages from people. I'm sure all in good time though lol. Some of these are rather fucked up and some of them are flat out hysterical!

I feel left out 🙁

Aww, I'll PM you out of line stuff! <3


lol.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Aww, I'll PM you out of line stuff! <3


lol.

It's true. She does that. 😀

 

[leafstk]

LMAO! I'll see what I can come up with, Angel! 😛 😀 Send me one too Glam, I'm feeling left out

Yeah... pretty depressing, yet hysterical thread here, lol There really are no words for some of this stuff... like what the hell are people thinking?

 

[Knot Amewzed]

Re: Hey Jeff


Quote:
Originally Posted by Knot Amewzed

Thanks, Joe.

Yes, she was into it at one time and changed her views on it. You have never offended me. No need for apologies.

Jeff




THE ACTUAL RESPONSE...


Quote:
Originally Posted by T****F******

Thanks buddy hope you find another lady into it. All of us lers love women with ticklish feet. I love to tickle all over but feet are my favorite. Especially those in nylons or pantyhose. I love painted toenails too. Have a great weekend.

Joe

 

[..Glamorous..]

Re: Hey Jeff


Quote:
Originally Posted by Knot Amewzed

Thanks, Joe.

Yes, she was into it at one time and changed her views on it. You have never offended me. No need for apologies.

Jeff


Quote:
Originally Posted by T****F******

Thanks buddy hope you find another lady into it. All of us lers love women with ticklish feet. I love to tickle all over but feet are my favorite. Especially those in nylons or pantyhose. I love painted toenails too. Have a great weekend.

Joe

Wow, 180 much?

 

[Angel77]

Aww, I'll PM you out of line stuff! <3


lol.

Lol! Gimme!

 

[Dussicar]

Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: WNC
Posts: 5,086
Blog Entries: 25


Oh my, here's my favorite.. I had never even spoken to this person before. Fun times.



Quote:
Originally Posted by ***
So are u guidette or sumthin?



Quote:
Originally Posted by ..Glamorous..

What? That was really random.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ***
just asking why else wud you be a over tanned annoying bitch

Ah, glue huffing and Private messages, together at last!

 

[RobAce]

Gee glam, that was really random.

Now if they had met you and asked if you were "Smurfette" I could see that. 😀

Rob

 

[..Glamorous..]

Ah, glue huffing and Private messages, together at last!

Bwhahahah!

Gee glam, that was really random.

Now if they had met you and asked if you were "Smurfette" I could see that. 😀

Rob

LOL.

 

[subtle_feather]

Wow, I can't believe this thread has risen from the grave. Some interesting responses though 🙂

 

[Hypah]

nice soles!!!
Id love to tickle them and squirt on them!


fucking ew

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

First PM ever.

Subject: tickling a mouthy young lady
have you spread eagle as 7 lers walk into the room talk all the talk you want no one answers there all just smiling at ya. They take their place each one knowing where to stand as if this was practiced 3 on each side of you and one at your feet in front of you. Totally ignoring what your saying the one at your feet calls out tickler number 1 step up. He takes one step to you and states how and what he is going to tickle and steps back, each ler does this in turn. When they are all done the one at your feet comes to you and whispers this is gonna tickle like hell and returns to the feet. Each one will taunt you in turn as they all tickle if this don't get into your head nothing will. your worst spots are but not limited to, behind the knees, under the arms, nails on feet raking, your shoulders , ears, neck, hips and just to annoy you under your nose and lips

 

[Sandrock74]

No one ever pm's me except for TKLMAN 🙁 I wish I had some funny ones to add in this thread.

 

[Homer28]

I think I am going to start PMing women on here with:

*insert creepy message here*

and see how that works!🙂