(rolls eyes...) Dumbass, you're going to need an interpreter, why the hell didn't you ask me prior? I have openings in my schedule for cheap!
Ok, seriously, here's the scoop on the Parisian scene in a nutshell. "Parisians hate and are rude to Americans..." BS. They hate STUPID Americans who don't try to learn their language. Grab a Barron's guide before you leave and spend a lot of time on the flight over there memorizing. Be polite when you get there. "Je suis americaine, s'il vous plait, aidez moi..." "I am American, please, can you help me ..." A lot of them speak English too and once they see you're trying will be so helpful. You can spot Americans over there like crazy, we stick out like sore thumbs.
Ooh and if you get a Eurorail pass to see the rest of the continent, take my advice, lock your car~ask me later...
XOXO