I am not thread

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> attempting any awesome alphebetical alliteration</b> in this post 😛 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

I am not birefringent.

 

[RobAce]

I am not crushing cans coyly .

Rob

 

[Artoo]

I am not death. Though it'd be a cool job.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not eagerly eating eleven enormous English eels. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀

 

[RobAce]

I am not grinding gears going uphill.

Rob

 

[milagros317]

I am not happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[Artoo]

I am not Indian.

(I'm assuming mils will edit his post 😀)

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[Artoo]

I am not kissing kinky kings.

 

[milagros317]

I am not lovingly lingeringly licking lovely Lucy Liu's luscious bare soles but I wish to do so. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not molesting Mandy Moore.

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> making many many marauders mar, massacre</b> or pillage any villages

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not naked nor nearly naked now.

 

[milagros317]

I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[Artoo]

I am not pissing on your parade.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[Artoo]

I am not Roo, but Rú!

 

[Musicroxmysox]

I am not super silly only a bit.

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not thinking of school right now, or at least I'm trying not to

 

[milagros317]

I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not orbiting Venus.

 

[milagros317]

I am not wearing well worn white woven woolen trousers. 😀

 

[Bizkit]

I am not xtraordinary.