Is this a virus?

[john getty]

My laptop just insulted me!

It keeps closing down windows, I restarted it, it asked me what my password was. I remembered that my uncle (who fixed it recently) said my password is "banana". I typed in "banana" and the computer wrote:

"Your mind is not just twisted, it is actively sprained."

Then it showed me a picture of a reindeer!

Is this a virus, or is my uncle fucking around with me?

Any opinions?

I might not get to read your responses, I think this thing has an agenda. It's sentient!

 

[herts tickler]

viruses are scary bastards...what websites you been going on johnny boy???

 

[storm7400]

Ctrl+Alt+Delete

Escape

Escape

Escape

 

[Gothika]

it could be a joke i have never heard of a virus like that then again who knows it just may be

 

[kurchatovium]

If you can I would goto www.eset.com or www.kaspersky.com I think they both can do online scans for you and help determine the problem. Also www.superantispyware.com might be of some help as well as it maybe malware and not just a virus.

 

[john getty]

Thanks everyone, it seems ok now, but I'm still treading on eggshells.

 

[kurchatovium]

You can get some free antivirus software from www.avast.com too I forgot too mention that. 🙂

 

[venray]

I think your uncle is fucking with you...busting your balls

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Maybe it was the ghosts. Your computer may be haunted. Watch your back for flying knives.

 

[Gothika]

I think your uncle is fucking with you...busting your balls

ya its probly a version of the prank shutdown virus easy to make yet harmless

 

[kis123]

If you can I would goto www.eset.com or www.kaspersky.com I think they both can do online scans for you and help determine the problem. Also www.superantispyware.com might be of some help as well as it maybe malware and not just a virus.

Geez, where were you three days ago when I got the hijack from hell?

The darned thing fought me tooth and nail; wouldn't allow me to install windows defender or ms security essentials. Kept giving me an error message in svchost.exe.

I think I'm finally rid of the thing, but if I have to fight it again, I wrote down your links to use--thanks.

Oh, and to the OP; it could be a harmless prank or someone hijacking your system. Hijacks are NOT fun.............

 

[Backstep]

Not to worry, John, I decided to take a little trip to Lancashire over the weekend, that's all.

You really should get that window fixed...

 

[kurchatovium]

Geez, where were you three days ago when I got the hijack from hell?

The darned thing fought me tooth and nail; wouldn't allow me to install windows defender or ms security essentials. Kept giving me an error message in svchost.exe.

I think I'm finally rid of the thing, but if I have to fight it again, I wrote down your links to use--thanks.

Oh, and to the OP; it could be a harmless prank or someone hijacking your system. Hijacks are NOT fun.............

You are most welcome. Feel free to pm me if you ever have any troubles. I am not as knowledgable as HDS but then again who is. 😛 😀

 

[john getty]

Lol, thanks everyone, I appreciate it.

 

[paracarl44]

AVG has good virus control.

 

[LD_Tickler]

It's your uncle. That's no virus.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Yep, you're uncle is definitely fucking about with you probably using some spyware he left on your system. Funny it may be, he can also just watch whatever porn you're watching, so be ware when you fap. (possibly turn your laptop webcam on as well, so you're fucked if you do fap)

 

[love feet]

He may have installed a benign Trojan horse aka not a bad one!!!

 

[TickVix]

LOL are you sure it's not one of the loopy weird screensavers? I'm not sure if it's a virus, but I'd run some type of antivirus and adware program just to be on the safe side 🙂.

 

[john getty]

Thanks for your responses everybody, it's fine now, I think I killed it. 🙂