So..who is excited for NEST?!

[slacker2114]

Dear IFD,

TJM will be physically apart this year. 🙁 If needed,
and time permitting, and Miss Lee permitting, I might
be able to provide some back-up assistance.

Love,
The Manda half of TJM.

So instead of three shit-talking failures, there'll be four?

 

[BrightEyes1082]

So instead of three shit-talking failures, there'll be four?

Mmm, perhaps.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

I just realized you called us failures. No, I will not
be a 4th shit-talking failure. But if I participate, I
would most definitely be an asset. That's grown-up
talk for WIN, Mr. Beard. ^_^

 

[slacker2114]

I just realized you called us failures. No, I will not
be a 4th shit-talking failure. But if I participate, I
would most definitely be an asset. That's grown-up
talk for WIN, Mr. Beard. ^_^

Awwwwwww, your 10-year old mentality is trying to talk like big people. How cute!

And anyway, as pitiful as the IFD is, your help would be about as useful as imfailer's would be.

 

[asutickler]

And anyway, as pitiful as the IFD is, your help would be about as useful as imfailer's would be.

I do believe that she is the female Imfailer... Or, dare I say it, "femfailer." 😀

 

[LeeAllure]

I keep having this image of Slacker & Rhino standing having a calm conversation with each other, while this pile of women keep trying to take them down, but the two men are pretty much not even noticing...

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Dear IFD,

TJM will be physically apart this year. 🙁 If needed,
and time permitting, and Miss Lee permitting, I might
be able to provide some back-up assistance.

Love,
The Manda half of TJM.

IFD would be thrilled to have a beautiful and ferocious special guest such as yourself

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I keep having this image of Slacker & Rhino standing having a calm conversation with each other, while this pile of women keep trying to take them down, but the two men are pretty much not even noticing...

I will have you know that only 6 short months ago it was Wife and I who stood calm and strong while the boys stood anxiously in our doorway, wanting to attack the vicious and mystifying pair but unsure how to proceed for several minutes before we finally led them by the hands, all sweaty from nervousness, into the "get down to business" room for a short lesson on how to get it done. Unfortunately we had to take the part of the pwnees, but we were happy to do it - for educational purposes, you understand.

 

[texastickler]

Oh man this just keeps getting better and better.

 

[LeeAllure]

I will have you know that....we had to take the part of the pwnees, but we were happy to do it

This, I completely believe 😉

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

This, I completely believe 😉

LOLOLOL You took it out of context!!!!

 

[BellaRisa]

LOLOLOL You took it out of context!!!!

Um, no, she really didn't

 

[BrightEyes1082]

LOLOLOL You took it out of context!!!!

Welcome to my world!

My submissive friend Scott (married to his dominant) and
I always generate random numbers for each other.

Congratulations! You are contestant #4574879384 on...

Disclaimer: This applies to Miss Lee only. The rest of you
failures are still failures, and you can't win either.

 

[BlackestLily]

I will have you know that only 6 short months ago it was Wife and I who stood calm and strong while the boys stood anxiously in our doorway, wanting to attack the vicious and mystifying pair but unsure how to proceed for several minutes before we finally led them by the hands, all sweaty from nervousness, into the "get down to business" room for a short lesson on how to get it done. Unfortunately we had to take the part of the pwnees, but we were happy to do it - for educational purposes, you understand.

IFD: Also educational! (Sexily educating that is.)

 

[Amnesiac]

Of course, Lee could walk in and pwn EVERYONE and then there'd be no more discussion.

 

[slacker2114]

I will have you know that only 6 short months ago it was Wife and I who stood calm and strong while the boys stood anxiously in our doorway, wanting to attack the vicious and mystifying pair but unsure how to proceed for several minutes before we finally led them by the hands, all sweaty from nervousness, into the "get down to business" room for a short lesson on how to get it done. Unfortunately we had to take the part of the pwnees, but we were happy to do it - for educational purposes, you understand.

Izzat a fact? So when you two had your eyes bugged out of your head when Rhino and I walked in the room, that was standing "calm and strong"? Or was it when you were trying to make hasty plans to run past us out of the room? Or could you have been "calm and strong" when you were begging Rhino not to drag you off the couch while I had Lily draped over one shoulder, with her screaming "OH SHIT!! OH SHIT!!!"?

And let us not forget that after "getting down to business", the only ones who got an education were you two shit-talkers. Granted, the lesson was poorly learned, but Pete and I are benevolent educators and are more than happy to re-educate you.

By the way, let us not forget it was your third member, your beloved 13, who happily and with no coercion on our parts, unlocked the door to your room and let us in. The IFD definition of unity is very suspect.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Izzat a fact? So when you two had your eyes bugged out of your head when Rhino and I walked in the room, that was standing "calm and strong"? Or was it when you were trying to make hasty plans to run past us out of the room? Or could you have been "calm and strong" when you were begging Rhino not to drag you off the couch while I had Lily draped over one shoulder, with her screaming "OH SHIT!! OH SHIT!!!"?

And let us not forget that after "getting down to business", the only ones who got an education were you two shit-talkers. Granted, the lesson was poorly learned, but Pete and I are benevolent educators and are more than happy to re-educate you.

By the way, let us not forget it was your third member, your beloved 13, who happily and with no coercion on our parts, unlocked the door to your room and let us in. The IFD definition of unity is very suspect.

....

Our memories of these events seem to be somewhat inconsistent. Since there's really no way to know who's correct, we'll have to bring in an impartial third party to be the deciding vote. I'll ask Wife 😀

 

[texastickler]

 

[kered]

IFD...?

I Fail Daily?
I Fart Deadly?
I Feel Dumb?
I Fell Down...........?

 

[BrightEyes1082]

I gotta say... I'm not entirely sure I want to get involved at
this point...

Daaaaadddddddyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

 

[Korastus]

Bahahahahaha, I'm really looking forward to seeing this glorious fail parade. XD

 

[BlackestLily]

....

Our memories of these events seem to be somewhat inconsistent. Since there's really no way to know who's correct, we'll have to bring in an impartial third party to be the deciding vote. I'll ask Wife 😀

He's such a dumb Beard. Of COURSE we had to lead their sweaty 4 fingered hand and rhino arm trunk respectively. I was playing the Jeopardy theme song in my head while they stood in the doorway breathing all heavy. And don't think I would forget having to actually touch his fingerless stump.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

As the TMF's resident exprt in FAIL, you and your wife have exceeded even my abilities in this area.......carry on....

You just called yourself the TMF's resident expert in fail. No one will ever fail harder than that.

I gotta say... I'm not entirely sure I want to get involved at
this point...

Daaaaadddddddyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

What are you doing? I thought you people never said die!

He's such a dumb Beard. Of COURSE we had to lead their sweaty 4 fingered hand and rhino arm trunk respectively. I was playing the Jeopardy theme song in my head while they stood in the doorway breathing all heavy. And don't think I would forget having to actually touch his fingerless stump.

Well, there you have it. It's settled.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

What are you doing? I thought you people never said die!

Good point. I'm in! NSD

 

[slacker2114]

I gotta say... I'm not entirely sure I want to get involved at
this point...

Daaaaadddddddyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Probably the smartest thing you've done all year........

Good point. I'm in! NSD

.....aaaaaaaand right into the dumbest thing you've done this year.

He's such a dumb Beard. Of COURSE we had to lead their sweaty 4 fingered hand and rhino arm trunk respectively. I was playing the Jeopardy theme song in my head while they stood in the doorway breathing all heavy. And don't think I would forget having to actually touch his fingerless stump.

We'll see who's leading who in a few short days, Meat.

Well, there you have it. It's settled.

I thought you wanted impartial, not delusionally biased. Let's ask Bella. She's impartial. BELLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!